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| I can't remember the last time I was happy. And I can't remember the last night I've fallen asleep without crying. And I can't remember why I'm even going through this anymore and I can't remember all my excuses for sticking it out this long. I need things to go back to how they used to be. I want to talk to my best friend but shes not around. I want...............................................to evaporate into the sticky humid air of new jersey. I need to go home and do what needs to be done and make things all better. | | |
| Okay so heres the plan for when i get back to san diego....
I will be in my house waiting while my friends come and kidnap me and take me to a surprise party that they have worked so very hard on and they will get me shitfaced drunk and i will embarress myself indefinatly and then finish the night off with an awkward strip tease and sleep in my own pool of drool in makenzies lap and they take photos of me in obscene positions. GOOD FUCKING TIMES. | | |
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that is me and my bestest best friend makenzie sophmore year getting ready for Winter Formal. Aren't we just the cutest couple you've ever seen??? Look at how scared that little boy looks in the backround... | | |
| It was a peaceful day in the backyard of my grandmothers house. Ducks swimming around, birds chirping, the world in its most perfect postition yet.
Then.......I got the brilliant idea of trying to catch a duck. I was thinking "Damn those ducks, who the hell do they think they are...they deserve a death that is terrifying, yet widly amusing.... "
So after a careful thought process.....I decided to just jump on a duck.
SPLASH BOOM RAAWWERRRR GRRRR....
Yea. Sooo in the end the ducks fucking won and I rue the day I thought I was smarter than an animal that eats soggy bread. God damn. However, this year will be different. Just you wait. THE END! | | |
| AB0UT Y0U!
|[ x ]| NAME: Jamy
|[ x ]| AGE: 16
|[ x ]| L0CATi0N: Poway
|[ x ]| BiRTHDAY: 09-01-87 YOU BETTER REMEMBER THAT YOU BITCH
|[ x ]| HAiR C0L0R: Black
|[ x ]| EYE C0L0R: Brown
|[ x ]| NATi0NALiTY: Filipino and Italiano
|[ x ]| Z0DiAC: Virgo the virgin!!!!
|[ x ]| GRADE LEVEL: "I'm a senior" hahaha oh boy I should just stop right there...
|[ x ]| SCH00L: TORREY PINES!
|[ x ]| GENDER: female
|[ x ]| HEiGHT: 5'8"
FAV0RiTES!
|[ x ]| C0L0R: Black because it's the color of my soul
|[ x ]| NUMBER: 1945270457487484587092457495820948549025
|[ x ]| F00D: anything
|[ x ]| DRiNK: cherry coke minues the mustard squirted into it
|[ x ]| T.V. SH0W: The O fucking C
|[ x ]| M0ViE: Anything with Adam Brody. Yea, I'm sad. Shut up
|[ x ]| TEACHER: Ms. Blow Job Brown
|[ x ]| SUBJECT: English
|[ x ]| SWEAR W0RD: GOD DAMMIT
|[ x ]| NAME: Melody
|[ x ]| TYPE 0F MUSiC: Anything and I mean anything
THiS 0R THAT!
|[ x ]| BLACK 0R WHiTE: I see things in black AND white
|[ x ]| DAY 0R NiGHT: Def Nighttime I am a night owl and Kenzie is a bat
|[ x ]| HALF EMPTY 0R HALF FULL: totally and completly empty
|[ x ]| D0NALD DUCK 0R DAFFY DUCK: um.
|[ x ]| B0YFRiEND//GiRLFRiEND 0R BEST FRiEND: im confused. I CHOOSE BOTH
|[ x ]| CELLY 0R TELLY: celly
|[ x ]| C0MPUTER 0R TELEViSi0N: Computer def.
|[ x ]| AVRiL 0R BRiTNEY: omg
|[ x ]| TRUTH 0R DARE: DARE
|[ x ]| LEFTY 0R RiGHTY: BOTH
|[ x ]| PENGUiNS 0R DUCKS: i like feeding ducks and i like penquins bc those crazy son of a bitches can't fly.
FiRST TH0UGHT! |[ WHEN Y0U HEAR]|
|[ x ]| MUSiC: lalala
[ x ]| CRUSH: ouch
|[ x ]| H0T: SEXAY
|[ x ]| DiSNEY: channel
|[ x ]| ANiMAL: roar
|[ x ]| BLACK: bump it yo
|[ x ]| WHiTE: crayons
|[ x ]| RELATi0NSHiPS: yay
|[ x ]| H0ME: nay
|[ x ]| SCH00L: yay
|[ x ]| B0YS: oh my thats a yay
|[ x ]| GiRLS: sexy
CURRENTLY!
|[ x ]| WEARING: scotts jacket
|[ x ]| TASTE: morning breathe yummy
|[ x ]| MUSiC: the sound of my clicking keyboard
|[ x ]| TH0UGHT: this thing is kinda stupid
|[ x ]| QU0TE: "my bunny ears are waving at you!!!"
|[ x ]| WANT: food
|[ x ]| NEED: oxygen
|[ x ]| DAYDREAM: meeting adam brody and then marrying him
|[ x ]| ANN0YANCE: not being able to meet adam brody and marry him
|[ x ]| W0RRY: that i will never meet adam brody and marry him
|[ x ]| BOYFRIEND//GiRLFRiEND: SCOTT MCFISH
|[ x ]| BEST FRiEND: KENZIE POO
|[ x ]| REFRESHMENT: an ice cold coke
LAST!
|[ x ]| PERS0N Y0U iNSTANT MESSAGED: kenzie...no wait it was smarterchild bc me and makenzie where asking him to marry us
|[ x ]| PERS0N Y0U CALLED: Kenzie
|[ x ]| PERS0N Y0U TALKED T0 0N THE PH0NE: Kenzie poo
|[ x ]| PERS0N WH0 CALLED Y0U: Kenzie
|[ x ]| PERS0N WH0 TEXTED Y0U: Scott
|[ x ]| PERS0N Y0U SAiD i L0VE Y0U T0: kenzie
|[ x ]| PERS0N WH0 SAiD i L0VE Y0U T0 Y0U: kenzie omfg i need a life
|[ x ]| PERS0N Y0U SAiD G00DBYE T0: kenzie
|[ x ]| PERS0N Y0U CUSSED 0UT: oh god im hoping its gonna be samantha
|[ x ]| PERS0N Y0U YELLED AT: my car for not being clean
|[ x ]| TiME Y0U CRiED: i am an emotionless rock. hehe
damn that was pretty stupid...WELL ENJOY | | |
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